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What happens if the friend doesn\'t like Puppet Greetings?


Mark, Mutiny will not be tolerated... no beer for him.. and he must walk the plank...duh!

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why is the grass always greener than the other side?


Cuz that's where the water irrigation is...duh! I'm drinking a HOPTOBER beer right now....very hoppy! CB

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What kind of person do u think I am?


Dear Meredith, Off the top of my head...I think you're beautiful...and thats NOT the beer talkin' I mean it!

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